Step Zoo
The app you didn't know you needed

Same Distance, Different Steps

Ever wondered how many steps a hamster would take to walk the same distance as you? No? Well, now you can find out anyway.

Your 10,000 steps =

187,500

hamster steps ๐Ÿน

That's a lot of tiny legs moving very fast.

โœ“ Free to download
โœ“ 15 collectible animals
โœ“ Completely useless

How It Works

It's stupidly simple. That's the point.

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1. Walk

Just do your normal walking. We sync with Apple Health automatically.

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2. Convert

We calculate how many steps each animal would take to cover your distance.

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3. Collect

Unlock new animals as you walk more. Gotta catch 'em all... by walking.

The science behind it (it's basic math):

Animal Steps = Your Steps ร— (75cm รท Animal Stride)

75cm is the average human stride. We're not reinventing physics here.

Features

Everything You Need*

*To know how many steps a snail would take to cover your morning jog

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Step Conversion

See how many steps each animal would take to match your distance. Because comparing yourself to a hamster is important.

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15 Collectible Animals

From tiny snails to mighty T-Rexes. Walk more, unlock more. It's like Pokemon Go but you're just walking normally.

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Progressive Unlocks

Start with a dog, end with a dinosaur. The journey of a million steps begins with a single cat unlock.

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Build Your Team

Pick up to 6 animals to walk with you. They're not real, but neither is the motivation from most fitness apps.

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Apple Health Sync

We read your steps automatically. No manual entry. We know you wouldn't remember anyway.

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Lifetime Counter

Track your total steps over time. Watch the hamster equivalent grow into the millions. Feel something.

The Numbers

Some statistics that are technically impressive

15
Animals

From snails to dinosaurs

75x
Max Multiplier

The snail's burden

1M
Steps to T-Rex

Worth the grind

0
Practical Use

And we're proud of it

The Collection

Meet Your Zoo

15 animals with scientifically-ish accurate stride lengths

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Dog

50cm

1.5x

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Cat

25cm

3x

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Rabbit

35cm

2.1x

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Hamster

4cm

18.75x

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Turtle

8cm

9.4x

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Penguin

12cm

6.25x

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Elephant

250cm

0.3x

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Giraffe

450cm

0.17x

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Mouse

3cm

25x

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Snail

1cm

75x

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Shrimp

2cm

37.5x

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Sloth

20cm

3.75x

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Crab

10cm

7.5x

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Dodo

30cm

2.5x

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T-Rex

350cm

0.21x

Animal Stride Multiplier Unlock At
๐Ÿ• Dog 50cm 1.5x Starter
๐Ÿฑ Cat 25cm 3x 5,000 steps
๐Ÿฐ Rabbit 35cm 2.1x 10,000 steps
๐Ÿน Hamster 4cm 18.75x 25,000 steps
๐Ÿข Turtle 8cm 9.4x 50,000 steps
๐Ÿง Penguin 12cm 6.25x 75,000 steps
๐Ÿ˜ Elephant 250cm 0.3x 100,000 steps
๐Ÿฆ’ Giraffe 450cm 0.17x 150,000 steps
๐Ÿญ Mouse 3cm 25x 200,000 steps
๐ŸŒ Snail 1cm 75x 250,000 steps
๐Ÿฆ Shrimp 2cm 37.5x 300,000 steps
๐Ÿฆฅ Sloth 20cm 3.75x 400,000 steps
๐Ÿฆ€ Crab 10cm 7.5x 500,000 steps
๐Ÿฆค Dodo 30cm 2.5x 750,000 steps
๐Ÿฆ– T-Rex 350cm 0.21x 1,000,000 steps

Human baseline stride: 75cm. All multipliers calculated from this totally scientific reference point.

Fun Facts Nobody Asked For

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The Snail Grind

A snail would need 750,000 steps to match your 10K. That's a lot of slime.

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Giraffe Efficiency

A giraffe only needs 1,667 steps for your 10K. Long legs = cheat codes.

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The Ultimate Flex

Unlock T-Rex at 1 million lifetime steps. That's roughly 3 months of serious walking.

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Hamster Math

At 18.75x, hamsters work nearly 19 times harder than you for the same distance. Respect.

FAQ

Questions You Might Have

Answers to things you're probably wondering

Why does this app exist? +
Because someone thought 'what if I could see my steps as hamster steps?' at 2am and couldn't let it go. Sometimes the best apps are the ones that solve problems nobody has.
Are the stride lengths accurate? +
We researched real animal stride lengths. So yes, surprisingly accurate for an app that converts your steps into snail steps. The formula is: Animal Steps = Your Steps ร— (75cm รท Animal Stride).
How do I unlock more animals? +
Just walk! Your lifetime steps accumulate and unlock new animals at specific milestones. Start with Dog (free), unlock Cat at 5,000 steps, and work your way up to the legendary T-Rex at 1,000,000 steps. No in-app purchases required.
Does this actually help me walk more? +
Honestly? Maybe. There's something weirdly motivating about trying to unlock a penguin or seeing your steps expressed in crab-walks. It won't replace a personal trainer, but it might make you take the stairs.
Why can't I pick more than 6 animals for my team? +
Because having 15 animals walking with you at once would be chaos. And also because we said so. Quality over quantity.
Is StepZoo free? +
Yes! Completely free. All 15 animals can be unlocked just by walking. We believe the joy of converting steps to hamster-equivalents should be accessible to everyone.
Does it work with Apple Watch? +
It syncs with Apple Health, which includes data from your Apple Watch. So yes, your watch steps count toward unlocking that sweet, sweet T-Rex.

Ready to Start Your Zoo?

Download StepZoo and turn your boring step count into something marginally more interesting.

Free to download. Free to use. Free from any practical purpose.